Whitney slithered slowing across the room, avoiding the piles of dirty clothes and discarded sacks of fast food. She knew she shouldn’t be there, she hadn’t been invited. In fact, Jeff had broken-up with her. His last comment to her kept ringing in her ears, like an alarm clock that wanted to be turned off.
“Take a hike! Get it?”
He didn’t really mean it was over, she thought to herself.
His home was a mess, which meant he was distraught about the unfortunate breakup. She was sure of it.
She ram sacked his drawers digging deep into his personal belongings.
There’s got to be a clue somewhere.
She heard the faint sound in the distance of the garage door opening.
OH Crap!
Stepping lightly through the clutter she exited out the front door and sprinted down the street. She had been clever; she had parked her car so he wouldn’t see it. After all, this was sort of a reconnaissance mission. She opened her purse but her remote was missing. The blood drained from her face, she felt light headed and dizzy.
My keys.
She grabbed her cell phone and called Marcella,
The High Queen always knows what to do.
Marcella was a kind and considerate Queen. Although she was self ordained, her court respected her and knew she always knew how to handle problems.
“Whitney, what are you doing at Jeff’s house?”
Marcella didn’t wait for an answer for she knew it would be a foolish one.
“I’ll pick you up.” But Marcella knew Whitney would be busted once Jeff found the key remote.
Marcella thought about all her friends and how they turned into mindless idiots when men were involved.
Do men turn our brains to mush?
It was then the idea was born. Marcella had a strong sense of the ironic and knew it was time to mark this moment with recognition Whitney’s slip in judgment.
Marcella bravely forfeited her Tiara to Whitney and crowned her in honor of her foolish behavior.
From that day forward, each time men turned women’s brains to mush, a dubious honor was bestowed upon them. The coronation of the Tiara was born and the legend began.
Whitney wore her Tiara proudly but she knew Marcella would get the Tiara back someday soon.
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